7 o' Blog

The damn assignment just wouldn't let me sleep. So I decided i'll take a break at 7 and go out and roam around in a pretty decent Ahmedabad Morning times...

In the complete distance travelled, near about 11 kms, I didn't see anyone who wasn't thanking God for another day. And when I realised that, I thanked him too.

Ok.. so the first observation of the day, it's bloody amazing how dogs mark up their territory. More amazing is to know their hierarchy system. They have bloody Senapati and the warriors and ofcourse there's a king, who can make merry with every bitch, only because he's 0.2 kilos heavier than rest of them. And now a days they have extended their unsuccessful Car-Bike-Chasing activities till 7 in the morning. God knows what are they feeding upon. So lets give them something better to it. One Social Message delivered. he he.

Ok then.. i stopped at a kettli near Rasranjan for a Chai+Smoke. Man is AMC working hard to make the city green, but one thing I couldn't figure out that they planted the saplings of Neem trees within the distance of 3-4 feet. Did they mistook neem with some other plant, which does not grow big, or they are playing the game of probability because there are cows in abundance to chew upon the saplings.. heck in the morning many Uncles and aunty's fill upto that role when they start chewing upon small Neem Branch "Danthal". In order to cleen their messy teeth.. or to cut down the Dentist bill they tear of the small growing branches, which decreases the chance of any neem tree growing faster. So Papa-Mummy, Dada-Dadi, Mama-Mami, Chacha-Chachi and ityadi. Save Tree. Second social message conveyed.

OK then.. the third social message coming your way. So as i start sipping upon my Chai... I suddenly realise that AMC has officially installed the bench near this kettli, so that people and students can come here and sit for long hours.. smoke a lot.. chat a lot.. conspire a lot(for good things i mean).. So the S-message here again goes to all your above mentioned relatives to donate some money for the chairs in and around the city. Apparently AMC has a cell where you can donate the money and they'll put up a bench with your name written in Gujarati... hence you become a Ben or Bhai or everyone about to sit on that chair.

Finally.. i thought too many social messages in the morning.. so lets take it slow and head back home. But no no no no.... S-message no. 4 coming your way. As i take the left turn from Manav Mandir to my home. I see a white cow standing right in middle of the road, got scared (Refer to my Diu Blog Para No.6) as when you have slept for 2-3 hours you are naturally stoned and everything looks comforting. So counting my lucky stars that this cow doesn't do anything silly.. or I don't.. it was not a night time and there were no star... the ugly cow lifted it's tail and BLOB BLOB BLOB.. SHIT WAS ALL AROUND.. and some of it kissed my 10 days old bike.. Grrrrr... man if I were a T-Rex, would have chewed that cow straight away. So the S-message from here is that since you can't do anything about it, Give every cow their DAMN space.

So.. only 200 meters away from my home.. decided to take some money out of bank. SBI ATM. You've gotto swipe the card before you enter. I did that. Mother Promise i did. But nothing happened.. the buggers disowned me. 37 bucks in my pocket. Hopeful of going out with some girl in the evening. Gonna get banged in the office today. and you F^&*@*s don't let me enter. Ok i realised you've to maintain the balance of Rs. 500 and somehow i don't have that much balance. Wonder how my weekend will go. Hope they clear my Pay-Cheque in time by the evening. So there's a social message here as well S-Message No. 5- Donate Money to me.

Do U guys want me to stop... some of you do.. some of you don't. So whoever wants me to then I say 'Balls to you with capital B-A-L-L-S'.. No offense guys.. had to take out my Frustration.. I Promise.. following is my last dose for this blog.

There's a swimming pool in my society. Length 40 feet. Breadth 20 feet. it's a 15% size of what international standard swimming pools are. So you have this coach who's teaching the kids to dive in the pool... and that too Breadth wise. Damn.. when he did it.. he came out on the other side of the breadth.. why are you teaching kids all the bullshit.. it's not like a mermaid dive that you dive in and you've got fins to stay stationary at one place.. you have two bonny feets to swim in real life situation. So GO LENGTH. And tell the fat kid 'With Crack Wide Open' to lift his costume after his dive. That's the S-Message for 1500 people living in my society.

Grrrr... I am sleepless... and i think it's about time i shut this blog out. Do write your comment and post a blog on your time of the day. and Do thank God for everyday you wake up and see other people smiling. Ciao.